10 - Ben Kenobi, Nobi
Words by Les BarkerTune by Traditional
This is a funny rewrite of 'John Kanaka', written by Les Barker
I heard the R2D2 say
Ben Kenobi, Nobi Too-Rye-Ay
Millenium Falcon’s on its way
Ben Kenobi, Nobi Too-Rye-Ay
Too-Rye-Ay, Oh, Too-Rye-Ay
Ben Kenobi, Nobi Too-Rye-Ay
Who taught Luke about the Force?
Ben Kenobi, Nobi Too-Rye-Ay
Who’s the Fountain, who’s the Source?
Ben Kenobi, Nobi Too-Rye-Ay
Too-Rye-Ay, Oh, Too-Rye-Ay…
Who does Alec Guinness play?
Who’s not in The Darling Buds Of May?
Too-Rye-Ay, Oh, Too-Rye-Ay…
Who stands next to Harrison Ford?
Carrying a bloody great big sword?
Too-Rye-Ay, Oh, Too-Rye-Ay…
What comes after Jedi Day?
Jedi Night, so the old men say
Too-Rye-Ay, Oh, Too-Rye-Ay…